i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
I JUST FUCKING CRIED
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
listening to my parents scream at me
once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week
“turn in your test even if you aren’t finished”
oh. o
